50 Rizz Lines that work like Magic

Here’s your crash course: 50 fresh rizz lines and 1 trash line.

Can you spot the lame one?
Remember, like any good spell, you have to feel the power—let it flow through you and into your soon-to-be-swooning target.
Your homework? Melt some hearts!

  1. Are you April 1st? Because I fall for you every time like a fool.
  2. You must be a masterpiece— Because you’ve got people staring, and me stunned.
  3. I believe in following my dreams, so you lead the way.
  4. If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be on the most wanted list.
  5. We may not be pants, but we'd make a great pair. 
  6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 
  7. Are you a doctor? Because you instantly make me feel better. 
  8. Are you a magician? Because you make everyone else disappears.
  9. What’s your name again? Mind if I save it under “mine”?
  10. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you. 
  11. Are you good at math? Me neither—let’s skip the numbers and go straight to chemistry.
  12. Kissing is a love language. Want to start a conversation with me?
  13. Are you the Sun? Because you're hot. 
  14. Can I get your jersey? Because I want your name and number.
  15. I must be a time traveler— Because the only future I see is one with you.
  16. You look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend/partner.
  17. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  18. Are you a Disney ride? Because I'd stand in line all day just for a moment with you.
  19. Are you a boxer? Because you knockout me out. 
  20. Should we get coffee? Cause I like you a latte.
  21. Are you chicken fingers and fries? Because no matter what’s on the menu, you’re always my choice.
  22. Are you French?, Because every time I look at you, je ne sais quoi happens in my chest.
  23. It's a good thing I have a library card because I've been checking you out. 
  24. My mom said sharing is caring... But with you? I’m selfish.
  25. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. 
  26. Are you a dream? Because nothing this perfect should be real.
  27. Are you a light? Because you brighten every corner of my world.
  28. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but 1 plus 1 equals 3. 
  29. Are you a battery? Because the second I see you, I’m full of energy again.
  30. Is your name Chamomile? Because you're a hot-tea! 
  31. I'm not religious, but you're the answer to all of my prayers.
  32. Your eyes remind me of IKEA: easy to get lost in. 
  33. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away. 
  34. Are you a beaver? Because DAM! 
  35. Hey, it’s (almost) the first of the month. So how about you start paying rent for all that space in my head?
  36. Do you have a bandaid? My knees hurt from falling for you. 
  37. No pen, no paper...but, you still draw my attention. 
  38. Are you my favorite song? Because you play on repeat in my mind, day and night.
  39. Did we go to school together? I could have sworn we had chemistry. 
  40. Can you give me directions? My heart seems to have taken a detour since I met you.
  41. Are you into Star Wars? Because Yoda best thing that’s ever happened to me.
  42. I'm Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? 
  43. Have you ever been to jail? Because it should be illegal to be that good-looking.
  44. Are you made of Legos? Because one step closer and I’ll never be the same again.
  45. Do you know the difference between history and you? History is the past, and you are my future.
  46. Hey, can I borrow your number? My phone’s broken—it doesn’t have the one I need most.
  47. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give one back.
  48. If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine. 
  49. Do you work for NASA? Because your beauty is out of this world.
  50. Math is so confusing. It's always talking about "x and y" and never "you and I."
  51. Are you made of iron? Because your body is magnetic.

Dive into power of the Rizzard School of Higher Learning, where textbooks are thrown out and flirtatious encounters are created. Meet our esteemed faculty, discover the legendary nights that shape our halls, and learn from the Founder’s quest to speak, slay, and score.

 

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable charisma.