32 Nerdy Geeky Rizz Lines

Whether she's the Pokemon you choose, the variable you are looking for, or the element you react to, here are 32 nerdy rizz lines for your geeky crush.


Rizzard magic is all about confiendence and preseentation. It doesn't matter if you are studying at Hogwarts or socializing at a bar, cast these spells and succeed!

  1. Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table periodically.
  2. I think I’ve seen you in a book somewhere. It was really fine print.
  3. Are you good at math? Me neither. The only number I care about is yours.
  4. If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
  5. If I were a zombie, you’d definitely be my first bite.
  6. The way you’ve got me falling feels just like gravity.
  7. Did we go to the same school? I swear we had chemistry.
  8. Good thing I have a library card because I’m checking you out.
  9. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  10. I’m not a Pokémon master, but I’d love to catch you and make you mine.
  11. Math is really simple: first, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, and hope you don’t multiply.
  12. Are we an algorithm? Because we match perfectly.
  13. Are you Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m looking for.
  14. Are you Waluigi? Because I’m tryna get you to smash.
  15. Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  16. Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you are looking right!
  17. Are you a triangle? Because you are a cute one.
  18. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
  19. Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
  20. If we were Pokémon, you’d be my first choice.
  21. I’m not a physicist, but I feel a strong magnetic attraction here. Is it just me?
  22. Let’s be like carbon atoms and bond.
  23. Math is wrong. They keep talking about X and Y instead of U and I.
  24. My favorite word is “Universe” because it starts with U N I.
  25. Are you an alien? Because you’ve abducted my heart.
  26. I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
  27. I don’t need Google anymore because the minute I saw you, the search was over.
  28. You’re like a cheat code to a better day.
  29. You’ve got more chemistry than my lab notes.
  30. Do you have beryllium, gold, or titanium in your body? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
  31. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
  32. My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.

Dive into power of the Rizzard School of Higher Learning, where textbooks are thrown out and flirtatious encounters are created. Meet our esteemed faculty, discover the legendary nights that shape our halls, and learn from the Founder’s quest to speak, slay, and score.

 

Warning: Side effects may include erratic infatuation.